This season is just a bunch of No hay problema’s

Phil Gurnee ♦ August 19, 2016 ♦ 3 Comments

No Clayton, No hay problema,  we well just catch the Giants without you

Musical chair rotation, No hay problema, no matter who you gonna call, they win

Rookie SS shouldering the offensive load, No hay problema, I’ll just turn into the dark horse MVP candidate

Home run hitting 1st baseman missing home run stroke,No hay problema, I’ll just hit .350 instead

Playing a 2nd baseman in left field, No hay problema, I’ll just outhit 90% of the left fielders after the all-star break

Using a 19 year old in the rotation, No hay problema, I’ll just break every single 19 year old LAD record

Using a rookie who started in A ball for spot starts , oops, gigante problema

Demoting your star right fielder to AAA while chasing the Giants, No hay problema, I’ll catch them anyway

Your new right fielder can’t hit a lick, No hay problema,  because everyone else is hitting

Your starting catcher was so bad in May that the fan base wanted him traded for LuCroy, No hay problema, I’ll just become the best hitting catcher in baseball since June

Your starting 3rd baseman was so bad in May that the fan base wanted him traded for Evan Longoria, No hay problema, I’ll just become the best hitting 3rd baseman in baseball since June

The Giants had an eight-game lead in June when Clayton Kershaw went down, No hay problema, I’ll just watch them lose game after game after game.